You're a ghost driving a meat coated skeleton made from stardust, what do you have to be scared of

"It weren’t my fault. I was just doing as the spirit commanded."

Posted on 1 August, 2014
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Posted on 1 August, 2014
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conorayne:

josiephone:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage



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Posted on 1 August, 2014
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james-winston:

Posey being a good role model and hiding his beer, bless.

Posted on 1 August, 2014
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aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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Posted on 1 August, 2014
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Posted on 1 August, 2014
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Posted on 1 August, 2014
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lwordforever:

me about everything

Posted on 1 August, 2014
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fightingscholarlykrogan:

this is the the greatest thing ive ever read

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BUT WAITimage

…it gets better

its like its straight out of a comedy movie

Posted on 1 August, 2014
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dutchster:

when i finish my course assignment only to remember i have exams next week

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Posted on 1 August, 2014
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Posted on 1 August, 2014
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spermbanker:

charmander-isthe-bomb:

spermbanker:

wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..

or around my dick

or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways

Posted on 1 August, 2014
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Posted on 1 August, 2014
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Posted on 1 August, 2014
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taggedcute:

why does this girl have a vagina on her chest

taggedcute:

why does this girl have a vagina on her chest

Posted on 1 August, 2014
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