You're a ghost driving a meat coated skeleton made from stardust, what do you have to be scared of
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding world
back to school commercials
this is the the greatest thing ive ever read
…it gets better
its like its straight out of a comedy movie
when i finish my course assignment only to remember i have exams next week
wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..
or around my dick
or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways